February 2012
36 posts
What's the difference between tumblr and a... →
funniest10k:
A restaurant has servers that work.
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
In order to get your driver’s license, you should... →
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky,...”
– George Carlin Funniest man to ever live
“Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things...”
– George Carlin (via clisthenebliss)
Cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
...
Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol did you mean per day
“Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Anatomy will be the death of me
January 2012
57 posts
Undermined Devotion: Since I only attend and have... →
the-domino-effect:
But I am 95% certain that Early College students talk about boobs more than any other high school students out there.
80% of the conversations I participate in and listen to/overhear are about boobs.
The other 17% of conversations are usually about drugs, sex, babies and baby daddy’s, college…
This statement is 100% accurate
I want to cause bodily and emotional harm to...
the-domino-effect:
People are seriously so disgusting. They will take any opportunity they can to tear a person down. It’s no wonder the world is fucked up. It’s inhabited by humans. I would never do something like that. I know I’m a bitch and make fun of people, but that was just seriously so disgusting and so low.
O.o I don’t know what went down, but I’m sure it be serious since...
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →