And on this day, no fucks were given

May 18

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What's wrong with our society.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

Apr 24

thats-so-meme:

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Bahahaha

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Apr 17

true story, bro

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Apr 12

I’ve done this. It does not work as well as you’d imagine. Tastes like shit

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Apr 10

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Mar 27

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laughing-nancy:

darth-sayder:

albums* aka musical trash 

EL OH ELLLL AHHAH !

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Mar 23

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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